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    • Me: Ugly.
    • Alex: Uglier.
    • Me: Ugliest..
    • Alex: You're the ugliest.
    • Me: You're the ugliest in the whole wide universe.
    • Alex: You're the ugliest in the whole wide galaxy.
    • Me: Universe is bigger than a galaxy, you know.
    • Alex: Yeah. You're inside my ugliness.
    • ...
    • Me: Touché.
    Alex and Her Growing Insecurities
    • Mom: Alex, c'mon, let's eat!
    • Alex: Okay, but I'll just eat a little.
    • Mom: No. You haven't eaten breakfast much.
    • Alex: I don't want to eat too much. I'm getting fat, eh.
    • ...
    • Me: What are you talking about?! You're just 8!
    Alex Composes Her Own Lyrics
    • Alex: A coconut nut is a big, big nut...
    • Alex: When you eat too much, you get very fat!

    “There’s a snake in my boot!”

    She finally opened the box. And on the way to Shenzhen, she played with Woody in the train.

    Memories.

    We went strolling in the park during the first night. It rained a little but Alex didn’t seem to mind. She went about and played with this horse.

    Alex thinks I’m a Barbie doll with my new hair.

    Blissful weekend. Today is the first Saturday I’ve spent at home since I started working.

    Alex Rides the Roller Coaster
    • Alex: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    • Alex: My life!!!!
    • Alex: What happened to my life?!?!?!?!
    • After the ride...
    • Alex: My life had been taken.
    • Alex: I can't feel it.

    You are growing way too fast, Alex.

    Because it's her birthday
    • Alex: Mom, don't go to work tomorrow...
    • Mom: I have to. Something came out, Babe, e.
    • Alex: What?
    • Alex: A frog?

    Starbucks’ cup telephone. Alex’s idea.

    Alatness

    noun.

    the quality or state of being salty

    (Source: alexdictionary.com)

    Okay, this conversation's going nowhere.
    • Alex: Ate, do you know why it's advanced?
    • Me: Because you're ugly?
    • Alex: Because I'm fat?
    • Me: Because you look like a fish?
    • Alex: Or, um, a cat?
    Eeeww… I’m not going to eat on that plate again! …Did she licked anything else?
    Alex on seeing Yaya’s loathsome habit of licking the plate clean after eating.
    I was having a bad day and was reading when...
    • Alex: Ate?
    • Alex: How can I make you laugh?
    • Me: What? Why, do I look sad?
    • Alex: No.
    • Alex: You just look serious.
    • Alex: So what?
    • Alex: How can I make you laugh?
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