- Me: Ugly.
- Alex: Uglier.
- Me: Ugliest..
- Alex: You're the ugliest.
- Me: You're the ugliest in the whole wide universe.
- Alex: You're the ugliest in the whole wide galaxy.
- Me: Universe is bigger than a galaxy, you know.
- Alex: Yeah. You're inside my ugliness.
- Me: Touché.
“Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.” —Dalai Lama XIV (via kari-shma)
Alex and Her Growing Insecurities
- Mom: Alex, c'mon, let's eat!
- Alex: Okay, but I'll just eat a little.
- Mom: No. You haven't eaten breakfast much.
- Alex: I don't want to eat too much. I'm getting fat, eh.
- Me: What are you talking about?! You're just 8!